enter is rad

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Oh my fucking god this is my dream

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

 *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
  *1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  *Shoves face back into pillow*

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk

*makes pug noises and falls over*

Just bought a N64 Controller Pak.
After 12 long years I will finally be able to save my damn games

*fanfare*